Random
Source Code
Random
When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.
Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?
Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.
When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused
Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement
double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
4👍 1👎
A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.
Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.
For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.