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Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!

I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003

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rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

10👍 4👎


cum guzzling gutter rat

A said female that is loose in the vagina, and the pants fall off with ease. Must be a little less than a lady. Also enjoys guzzling the cum out of any thing with a penis.Other requirements the said female must have child before the age of 18, and enjoy

Joshua sessions dated Alex Moch for a said period of time. HE soon realized that he was better than her. So now he refers to her as a cum guzzling gutter rat.

by johnny abu .u December 25, 2009

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Shit House Rat

A rodent that dwells with in a public restroom. Additionally a person who is a son of a bitch

Uh god, I was taking a shit in the men’s room and the shit house rat scurried across the floor.

by TheDumpman May 19, 2018

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Like a rat up a drainpipe

To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.

"Jason rooted Kylie on their first date - he was like a rat up a drainpipe!"

by dluth February 7, 2007

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Im on it like a rat on a cheeto

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.

Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....

by scottytoohottie October 19, 2006

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Rat squad 🖤🔫

A amazing squad that will never been forgotten. we care about each other,fight,cry but in the end of the day everyone is together. 🖤🔫

Rat squad 🖤🔫 is amazing.

by Heyy_cheer April 15, 2019

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