Beer delay

The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit

*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*

Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay

Gurkha Beer

Yak’s piss

“This Gurkha beer tastes like yak’s piss!”. “It IS yak’s piss...”

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

beer disco

the name of a band created by two entire asshoels

"have you heard of beer disco"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"