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King of All Douchebags

Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher is the "King of All Douchebags."

by Anty Dizzle October 30, 2009

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King of All Cosmos

A large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. Made popular by the games Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari, the King is often seen advising his son, The Prince, and lazing about. There once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.

"It's very good, yes, but if it had been us, it would have been much better"
The King of All Cosmos

by Gilder103 January 18, 2006

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Long Live The King

"Long live the King!" refers to the heir who immediately succeeds to a throne upon the death of the preceding monarch. Meaning the monarchy never dies even when the King does.

Long Live: To live on forever even if a soul has moved on.

"The King is Dead! Long live the King!.. The throne shall never be empty; the country shall never be without a monarch."

by CarissaXtina February 19, 2012

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Poaching the King's Deer

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


King of Red Lions

The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-



At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.

Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.

The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.

by FlimsyOcarina March 24, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boston Rodeo King

When taking your girlfriend from behind whisper in her ear " Your sister likes this too " and see how long u can stay on

by Adz February 3, 2003

50๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faggy Fag King

A man who has exceeded the natural laws of fagasity and has attained the rank of 'faggy fag king'.

A faggy fag king is a beacon of intense faghood that can be seen from miles away due to their intense aura of liquid bullshit and the sound of Lady Ga Ga's monotone shit streaming of a speaker attached to a thing that can only be called the fagmobile or as many ancient cultures called it the "The unholy steed of the end". It is said that if one was ever to meet a fag king they should divert their gaze, lest they too be drawn into the orbit of the King and join his faggy entourage, i.e P.Diddy,R.kelly and any other so called star with a legion of unholy lobotomised fag zombies trailing them.In conclusion, a Faggy Fag king is a being of such awesome power that their very existence is a danger to all humans everywhere drawing beings into his destructive entourage like a black hole drawing in the very light of the universe into oblivion.This word can be used as an insult only when not in the presence of a FFK, if an FFK were to know that a human acknowledges their power it would unravel the very universe and change the constants of space an time resulting in an epic cluster-fuck that would lead to the end of the universe as we know it.

Guy 1: Dude!!! Did you watch Bruno?

Guy 2: Nope, im asuming you are going to tell me something about it and spoil the entire cinema experience.
Guy 1:Ok, Ok! Just be warned. Bruno is the Lord of all Faggy Fag kings.

by Liaserg June 13, 2010

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