Random
Source Code
Random
When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness
Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then
Similar to a bong hit, this rather unique move involves holding a scrunched nerf ball against ones unwashed sphincter and releasing both the nerf ball and ass air,(preferably as rancid as possible) at the same time. While clutching the foul stink ball ever so gently, grab your partner in a headlock and squeeze said ball directly into the nostrils.
Tom- Dude, Last night I gave my girl a bung hit and she broke free from my headlock screaming and hit her head on the mantle. I don’t know which one knocked her out though.
For a player to score a touchdown ie Pay Dirt. Commonly used in Fantasy Football lingo or casually when watching a game or multiple games at once at a sports bar.
You see that LT just hit dirt for the 3rd time today? Joe's team has it locked up.
1👍 4👎
Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.
The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism
When a media story you've reported on turns out to be fake and you won't even issue an apology
The smollet hoax is hit-and-run journalism
When a story you're reporting on doesn't turn out be exactly what you expect it to be.
When a story doesn't fit your facts and your world-view and you just ignore the story and move on. .. that's hit and run journalism for you