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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it
The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
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urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"
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Rowan House is a person that probably needs rehab. Dyes their hair 14 different colors a week. Fucks around with crystals 'in shit. Probably blames shit on there zodiac sign.
Your acing like a Rowan House with all them damn crystals 'in shi.
It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
A house where all the meth heads go to hang out and stay up for days at a time stealing shit from eachother and helping one another look for said stolen items
Let's go to Wes's house and get methed out.
A person who openly and unashamedly cheats on their partner with any willing soul.
"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"