Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
Michael's with Mckone as the last name are usually comic book writers; unless is a bloke from Seascale then he got a big dick
Person: is that the Michael that's a Mckone that does comic art.
God: no it's he got a big dick
When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
Hey look at Michael. Gayass homo
Michael is a sexy , handsome and caring Michael is someone you can rely on for help and he will always be there when you down