meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.

Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.

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meat rug

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.

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Kentucky Meat

Kentucky Meat is ground up pork meat and oats. Also Called Goetta, this peasant food can only be found in the Greater Cincinnati area, where the fried breakfast patties are served nearly everywhere. At many breakfast dives in northern Kentucky, people call Goetta "Kentucky Meat."

Trucker: "I think i will try the Goetta, I've never heard of it before."

Waitress: "You can't beat that Kentucky meat, and you sure cant get it past the border."

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meat and taters

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

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Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

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Meat boy

a boy, whose meaty as fuck!

oh man is that johnny?
he lookin like a meat boy today

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ground meat

Mostly refers to ground beef,but could be ground turkey, etc.

We use a mixture of ground meat and bread crumbs in our meatballs.

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