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An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
Michael is always there for you!
Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!
Big fat belly niggas who look fat
Fucking Michael big fat belly bitch
Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know
Michael: He's dumb
His friend: Bro HOW?
Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan
'Did you see Michaels dick?'
'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'
Michael is a god and a gods father and is a absolutely amazing guy who is very big and sexy he also makes everyone satisfied which his massive cock his cock is so big that it extends on past the limits of space he is also addicted to nicotine and weed he is a very loyal guy tho and make all the women wet asf and all of his close friends love him very much also anyone in his family are gods
Girl1 Michael is so hot
Girl2 omg yes we fucked last night his dicks amazing
Boy1 oh Michael me and him a really close I love that guy
Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better