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a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays
Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!
An anus that has been fornicated
"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching
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Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
The art of hardcore dancing when you randomly punch the floor as hard as you can to the music.
yo, my hands are bleeding
how?
I just punch da flo!
shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.