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A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!
Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.
After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.
Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.
Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?
Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.
When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.
"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."