30 years old and still living with your parents

Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.

Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.

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ass like a ten year old boy

Describing a woman with slim hips and small, perky buttocks

That Olympic swimmer had an ass like a ten year old boy

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i like kids, just nine year olds

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

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distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

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ten year old nu metal aol user

Worst insult ever.

I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.

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The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers

It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.

"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

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