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to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.
Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house
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The sweat at the connection of the male's upper thigh and testicles. Smells very gross and salty. Usually happens when the male exercises a lot while wearing heavy pants like jeans.
The boy forgot to change into shorts during Gym and now smells like dick vinegar.
He wiped his dick vinegar on me.
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the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown
also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you
alison: eat a dick
mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
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How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
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a type of a British desert
Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?
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The act of masturbating and ejeculating all over your shlong and letting the semen dry. then u walk around with a crusty ass wiener
Some Dude: Yo I fell asleep after jerkin' my shit and fell asleep. I woke up with a dick sickle.
Another Dude: Yeah I Did that last weekend
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Dick throb- a person who is so hot your dick throbs even if you're a woman. a really cute person. ;Smokin hot!
Dude 1- Damn that chick that was grinding on me at the club last night was smokin hot!
Dude 2- I know right! Total dick throb.
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