Eats his sister

A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.

“Alexander eats his sister every night.”

Un-hi

When you say high but you want to take it back.

Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well fine Un-hi then

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

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found his lisa fast

To get ones woman fast

Damn, Josh found his Lisa fast

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

jace idek his last name and idc

you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT

jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.