Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).

I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!

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pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

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Shake N Bake

The act of being laid back and crazy symbiotically.

After I do a bunch of herion I may shake n bake.

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triple-n

Nutritional No-No. Refers to any "unnatural" food item or additive, such as white flour, sugar, table salt, preservatives, food colorings, etc., that nutritionists advise against consuming.

Dude, you're eating coleslaw just plain? Aren't you gonna put some salad dressing on it?
No way, Bud --- that stuff's got a myriad of triple-n's in it --- sugar, salt, hydrogenated oils, preservatives... I wanna stay healthy!

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guns n' roses

An OK (JUST OK PEOPLE) band with a HORRIBLE UNTALENTED BOTOX-FACED SINGER. It's extremely overrated, the musicians are OK, but Axl Rose has this stupid huge EGO and he's arrogant as shit. He ruined his face too. The "best" song they did was "Sweet Child o' Mine", it was a great song till the guy started singing. He ruined it.

Fuck AXL. You should rot in hell. You bitch. Die. I sing better than you.

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chips n' drinks

Getting snacks before watching a film or when your out with your mates.

Inspired by The Streets song "fit but you know it"

"So I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips n' drinks"

man I'm bored, lets get some chips n' drinks

lets get chips n' drinks

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Dip N Dot

When doing a girl in the ass, then you pull your dick out with poop on it, and slap her in the face, leaving poop marks all over her face.

"Turn around I wanna give you a Dip N Dot" Something only white boys can get freaky white women to do.

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