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Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.
I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.
When you absolutely nut blast someone and then promptly pour hot sauce down their mouth
My manager was being a dick so I gave him the angry dragon
When you cum in a girls mouth and then smack her head so it comes out of the nose.
Emil i busted a angry dragon in your mom
When performing cunnilingus, the performer seals their lips to their mouth to the receivers vaginal lips then steadily blows air inside the vagina. The female then bellows out in pain sounding like a dragon whilst releasing a vaginal queef. Place of origin Doanville, Ohio.
I got bored with the daily routine, so I turned her into the Doanville Dragon.
When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.
“Hey Jim, yesterday I won the competition using the Komodo dragon attack”
When your scrotum shrivels up, and looks like a dragons bell. The shaft is the neck. Tip is the head.
Dude it's so cold out. Friend "yeah I have a dragons bell."