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When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
when a snowbunny sucks ur dick until it turns Orange then swallows ur cum but keeps sucking
that girl gave me a Orange banana
When you put on a condom and the girl wants it unprotected so instead of taking it off from the bottom she decides to rip it off from the tip "unpeeling the banana" and puts it inside here
Man I can't believe I wasted a condom on a raw banana
bad mf vibesss. annoying person. ruins everything.
ugh could u like leave me aloneeee uh ur such a raw banana period
a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.
Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"
When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.
Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.