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i want you so bad like literally

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.

i want you so bad like literally

by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017

48๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


It feels so bad but so good

Alex and Cassieโ€™s relationship

It feels so bad but so good at the same time. He hurts me but thatโ€™s my honeyyyyy ๐Ÿฏ

by Sierralolol November 3, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

by geroldf October 23, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER March 21, 2018


Why do good girls like bad guys

Iโ€™ve had this question for a real long time Iโ€™m bad boy and itโ€™s plain to see. So why donโ€™t good girls fall in love with me

Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokรฉmon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know

by Skoooler December 6, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle thatโ€™s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesnโ€™t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

68๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft

HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

by Zoom_Zilla September 18, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž