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When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.
Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?
Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
When you fuck your wife in the ass and than immediately pull out, stick your cock in her mouth, than back in the butt, than back in the mouth!
Hey guys! I did the butt-mouth, butt-mouth, butt-mouth DONE last night with the wife!
To say nasty things about someone
I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law
A person who constantly brags about materialistic things and sees materialism as a form of self worth.
John mentions his Ferrari at every opportunity possible. He’s such a ‘money mouth.’
When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation
"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"
The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.
Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth