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Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

by 77quadcam April 03, 2011


mexican hot potato

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.

A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!

by Steven-O April 04, 2007


Mexican manicure

To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down.

Wow bob, your fingernails are really long, maybe you should give yourself a "mexican manicure".

by gunnerlock April 25, 2008


Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud

another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006


Mexican Hat Dance

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!

Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008


Mexican Ferris Wheel

Cheap but annoying tactic that bamboozles a chat server into rapidly disconnecting and reconnecting users in a chat room

I was chatting on gay.com, but someone started a Mexican ferris wheel and I got dumped!

by Vanna White May 17, 2003


Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.

"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!

by lolokthatfunny November 16, 2009