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When an opponents connection is continually in the red durring a ranked game of halo durring xbox live play.
"Dude look at their connection they must be on mexican xbox live."
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Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?
1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."
2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."
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You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.
Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..
Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk
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Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.
A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!
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flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california
When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.
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Originally from community said by Senor Chang
A Mexican Halloween is when you dig up a corpse to necro-feel up and then proceed to use refried beans as lube to fuck it.
Dude, Carl wasn't at the Día de los Muertos celebration because he got arrested for performing a Mexican Halloween at the cemetery
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While Mexican hangover can be the result of eating, it can also be the result of eating a lot of Mexican food. Headaches, dry mouth, runny noses and diarrhea are some of the side effects (and I'm not talking regular diarrhea, it is explosive, shoot to the fucking moon diarrhea).
Oh man... Pablo made some good food but shit he gave me a Mexican hangover.
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