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Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.
I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.
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You don't like who One Direction is?
Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.
The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th
One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.
But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.
"One Direction caused me to have high standards in guys."
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a band originating in Ohio, consisting of the members Tyler Joseph (singer) and Josh Dun (drummer). They have released 4 albums, twenty one pilots, Regional At Best, Vessel, and Blurryface. they have had two songs from the blurry face album on the radio. Stressed Out and Ride. they have recently become very popular, due to Stressed Out. they are very creative and have very deep and emotional lyrics.
person 1: Twenty One Pilots' song Stressed Out is so good! but it's not one of their best.
person 2: I agree.
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1) Actually typing with one hand.
2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.
Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc
Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.
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To leave all of your friends and acquaintances behind; to cause permanent damage in your relationships.
The idea is that there people who form bridges to your past. If you forget or insult them, you have burned all of your bridges to the past, and can never go back.
1) Even though you're quitting your job tomorrow, try not to burn one's bridges. You never know when you'll need help in the future.
2) There may be a conflict of interest if I work with both companies. Of course I don't want to burn one's bridges, so I should choose one company and let the other know that I can't work with them.
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Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a real life situation.
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
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While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.
I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.
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