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When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.
I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.
when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
When you jizz in a bellybutton.
Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight
Stacy: Ew.
The most notorious move in all of Russian wrestling. Usually performed when one wrestler is on top of the other in a rear mount. Only the most skilled wrestler has even the slightest chance of escape. Once the maneuver has been successfully executed, the victor may stand up and cheer CREAM CHEESE !! Usually the crowd will as well.
Nickolai Volkoff had the Iron Sheik face down on the mat, with one boot on his spine. He stood up an shouted CREAM CHEESE ! Then he made the Shiek submit after performing the Russian Pretzel Lock.
(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.
Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.