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(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri
Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)
Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream
Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream
Man 2: yes you are very right
To give someone a handjob and make him cum.
David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .
The cum drizzling from a hairy vagina
Kagneys pussy was really cream bugging from massive dick.
When you and a group of friends order a cappuccino from Starbucks, and when you get the cappuccino, all sit in a circle around it. Last person to cum gets it dumped in their eyes.
Person 1: Dude, you busted so quick last night.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.
When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.