The best ice cream, who ever that doesn’t like it is weak
“Hey Blake do you like this mint chocolate chip ice cream?” “ No sorry I do not” “Blake you are weak”
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Where you fill someone's coochie up with ice cream and then multiple people eat it. In Portugal.
Let's throw a Portuguese ice cream orgy party!
The ultimate ice cream novelty. Rice Creams combines a crispy rice and marshmallow wafer and ice cream in a variety of flavors. The combination of crunch and cream is an unbeatable frozen treat. There is nothing else like it on the market today.
I bit into a Rice Creams ice cream sandwich today and I was reborn.
This is the next "dippin dots"
A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.
When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.
When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.
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when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit
Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream
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for a girl to give a guy a blow and hand job while he is laying down and to make him cum into her mouth which she drools out all over her hands and his cock, while his cock is still in her mouth
Last night my girlfriend made me an ice cream cone. The best part was when she was done, she licked all the cum off her fingers and my cock.
Bitch, make an ice cream cone for me!
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a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
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