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this isnt porn hub you horny freaky fuck.
go beat your two inch pecker to your mom or sumn. :)
“imma go watch porn”
“stfu up you horny freaky fuck what you gon beat your stampede chode”
the greatest achievement if mankind.
"stacy was watching some gay porn last night. I kept hearing her moaning while i was trying to watch my own porn."
A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
Mike:I cought on my favorite show last night
Bob:Oh really what is it
Mike:Its called porn
The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see
-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers
Niggas seriously go somewhere else your
You know there's SHIT called pornhub.com
You:looks up porn here
Me: pornhub.com