m²

a very large and jolly mentally ill man who is an excellent masseuse and can unleash the fury at anytime. beware of the fury.

"Hey m², unleash the fury!"

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French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.

Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms

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Red m&m

Green m&m pussy destroyer

Red m&m did a number on green m&m’s pussy last night

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m&m guy

The M&M (usually red) who has arms and legs.

Aw, man. M&M Guy got hit by a truck in the commercial.

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swear for m&m's

the replacement words for "i swear to god"

person 1:did u sleep with him foreal?
person 2:yes i did
person 1:no u didn't
person 2:yes i did! i swear for m&m's !!!!

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\m/

rock n roll

instant message with fuckmyassholehard:
and jesuslovesthelittlechildren:

fuckmyassholehard: just got back from gangbangin a ton of little boys...

jesuslovesthelittlechildren: \m/

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M&M Party

To use M&M candy sexually ie. to put M&M's in a girl's pussy or anus and either eat the candy out while giving oral sex, or making the girl eat the candy. Can also be used in the male anus or coated with precum or cum.

My boyfriend wants to have an M&M Party tonight... in both holes.

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