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When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog
She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England
A phrase that originated from a viral video of two children making fruit salad.
A: You forgot blueberries.
B: I already said blueberries!
A: Now that is the bestest... it's yumma!
When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again
"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"
Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.
"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"
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when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night
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This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.
"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."
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weed dat has a blue berry tastee and iis very g0od iit makes u feel awesomee..is da best weed der iis but very expensivee..
iis da best weed..!!
iit makes you feel g0od..!
iis BLUEBERRY YUM YUM..
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