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Really loving and nice to you at first. He will probably lose interest and cheat on you shortly afterwards. He'll make you never want to be around men ever again.
Someone: My ex cheated on me 7 times and now he's crying on my carpet.
Me: His name is Denis, isn't it?
In the 1990's. Deni or Denith e plug was a talented and very attractive tree. The Inuits referred to Deni as the creator of the forest because her roots grew strong. Leading into the 2000's, a group of savages ravaged over the beautiful land that Deni had created and left nothing but chopped up roots and crushed dreams. Some believe that her roots still run deep in the ground but no evidence has ever been found to support this claim.
Is there any proof Deni exists.
Denis is the quintessence of perfection. Is said Denis a being whose intelligence expands far beyond the norm, and whose charm and beauty win everyone’s heart.
Called Aplollo by the Greeks or Phœbus by the Romans, Denis has been worshipped as a symbol of beauty and harmony over the centuries.
Beside his extreme sexiness, a Denis can easily be recognized at his effortlessly cool style and accompanying sunglasses.
Be careful not to approach too close to him, legends say that getting lost in his big hazel eyes have drove some to madness.
- Hey Denis, why are you riding an Ostrich ?
- Cuz I’m awesome
- Makes sense , can I try?
- I think you should leave
- Ok
Denis is the funniest, sexiest, kindest, strongest person you will ever meet. He is witty and smart, extremely creative and talented in everything he does, supportive and always there for you. He never cease to amaze you and usually has stunning grey eyes - although he may insist they are actually blue. Denis' best quality is that he makes you feel truly loved. He is simply the best friend a person can ask for.
Once a Denis is in your life, he is in your life forever.