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The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.
Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.
Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!
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The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.
Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!
George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!
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latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
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When someone, particularly a guy, has abs that aren't really abs. When flexed, they tend to be sort of triangular and make a sort of christmas tree. They don't really stick out from the stomach much, and are generally found on really really skinny guys.
His abs are pretty good. Not really, those are just baby abs.
Ha, look at that guy. He has baby abs.
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when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face
you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln
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The kind of six pack that only shows on a person because they're sooooo damn skinny. Not because they actually work out like the cool kids.
Matt: "Whoa Scott...did you see Mikey's abs?"
Scott: "Pfft. Those are just anorexic abs. He doesn't work out at all. Fucking pussy if you ask me."
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when you cum on a girls face then throw your pubes at her so she looks like Abe Linkon..
I did some girl last night and gave her an abe linkon
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