under age

When you're too young to go on a freaking roller coaster.

Kid: Mommy, i wanna go on the Wavin' Raven!

Mother: You're too under aged to do that creep!

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new age

Meaningless media buzzword made popular in the late 80s, mostly referring to the alternate beliefs and practices that have existed for centuries. Such as Tarot, 'Channelling', Reiki, Meditation and so on.

Also a style of music closely related to ambient music except with more tribal sound and often with effiminate, wishy-washy vocals (see Enya).

Person - "What are you doing?"

New Ager - "I'm meditating."

Person - "Ugh. You're so new age! Lame." *goes and watches Jackass for 1000th time*

New Ager - *flips bird*

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Brain Age

An educational Nintendo DS game developed by a Japanese doctor named Ryuta Kawashima. It has various daily training programs that help you 'train your brain' and tips to improve your brain capacity. You can also take the 'Brain Age Test' which tells you how active you are of a thinker, 20 being ideal and 80 being the worst. Ryuta is the host in the form of a virtual floating head on the side screen, and is known to refrence the 'prefrontal cortex' quite a bit.

Brain Age:


Ryuta- Now here's a fun brain tip! Simulating daily routines can help activate your prefrontal cortex!

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bro-age

(verb) to bro. To get drunk with a bunch of friends (girls included, no homo).

yoooooooooo bro, i think there's some bro-age going on tonight!

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Information Age

The Information Age is the advancement of the industrial age. This age involves Computers, Microprocessor, wireless technologies, HDTV, DAB radio, Internet, GPS etc. This age started from 1970 to 2008

Information Age, Computers, Microprocessor, wireless technologies, HDTV, DAB radio, Internet, GPS

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New Age

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "New Age" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.

Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak.

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Sex Age

Any person has the ability to have any kind of sex. Unless you're disabled. Discrimination of age isn't tolerated.

Girl: What's the legal sex age in the US?
Boy: Im not sure, I think it's illegal if you're under 18.
Girl: Well we're under 18.
Boy: Okay, lets have sex than!!

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