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(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
allison er en klam perker fra skotland tror jeg hun burde hoppe på skinderne klamme luder
hver gang jeg har hende i engelsk kan jeg kun tænke på hhvor fucking klam hun er
fuck allison er en klam kælling, store patter tho
teenage girl with 2 friends
obsessed with Stray Kids
obsessed with Treasure
stans way too many k-pop groups
has a brother named Mark
has dogs
???: Have you seen Allison?
???: She's so basic
a gorgeous girl who is constantly let down and betrayed, she’s always treated less than what she deserves. she’s the one who teaches people how to correctly treat the next one.
“remember allison?”
“i regret hurting her.”
Enjoys being around a Triston…
Like absolutely loves him and is rlly strong
All of the definitions I have seen are incorrect. So here is your much needed Allison slander. Allison is average height. Everyone likes her and she is a bitch. She is like Regina George if she was better at hiding her schemes and her real personality. Of course everyone needs to be on an Allison’s good side. Because she is not afraid to fight you either. She is a suck up to everyone around her. She makes pretty decent grades. So yeah stay on Allison’s good side. Also she is a secret lesbian.
“Omg I think I like Allison”
“What you don’t even know her?!”
She is a very lovable girl, is the nicest person you may ever meet. Will be shy at first, but then opens up to you. Cares about everyone around her, will not stop caring, gentle on other peoples feelings. You DO NOT want to get on her bad side(or else) Smart, funny, pretty but won’t admit it. Most likely going to be a darker haired girl.
Girl 1: *walking in the hall with a friend*
“Allison”: *walks up behind her*
Girl 1: AHH! OMG! you scared me so much!!
“Allison”: Sorry!! 😂
*best friends?*