league me alone

A sentence used to mock a League of Legends player which prefers to play the game instead of interacting with the outside world.
Sometimes it can be used by the League player himself, making the whole conversation all the more tragic.

James: "Eyo bro you gonna hop on OW?"
Sam: "Nah I'm on League right now"
Everyone: "LEAGUE ME ALONE"
Sam: *dies*

If we were alone

A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.

Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes

Patrick Star Alone

Patrick will be soon poopy alone.

Leave Patrick Star Alone!

Admitting Dying Alone

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.

Belching and saying nothing. It is an accepted tacitly that you are admitting dying alone.

alonefulness

When you can't have regular friend, because everyone are so dumb, that only gf or bf can be your friend.

So you have a gf.

Yup, she chick. I talk only to her.

You're in alonefulness. You ain't got a beer since you started to fuck her.

aloning

1 - avoiding social contact
2 - trying to not interact with people and leave them to be alone

"Do you know where Paul is?"
"Paul went aloning a while ago!"

Alonic

1 of my best friends! :) She LOVES the spanglish sponge & is really funny & cool. Love yah alonic!

As Alonic walked down the hallway one wonderful day at school she spotted the spanglish sponge & started drooling