Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"
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i am to :(
i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(
Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.
Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
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if they say that they are probably dead
jimmy: i am dead
me: whelp guess hes dead
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I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot
hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT
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These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart
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This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say โi am the senateโ
Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate
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