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An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.
Ling ling is an Alpha Asian
A person of Asian backgrounds harnessing the power built up inside of them to preform tasks that need extra energy. (Mashing the A button VERY fast, jumping super high, or finishing that song on heavy from DDR.
Derka: Danny, how in the hell do you jump so f**king high??
Danny: I'm feelin' my inner asian right now!
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People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.
I wish I were asian when it comes to math tests.
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The force that all asian descendants carry internally. When those of non-Asian descent are not around, the asian descendants are able to utilize this said force, and perform stunning feats of acrobatics and intelligence. Said to be able to predict the future and have X-Ray vision, this Asian force is subtle and hidden.
Ben's asian force saw through Chris' clothes.
That's not fair! Ben used his Asian force to do his homework!
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naive, reckless, emotionless, careless, ignorant people...usually.
on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
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Asian kid is the name given to anyone of asian/pacific- islander decent (even half asians) Mostly used in dominantly caucasian communities where half the population can be found shouting "COME HERE ASIAN KID!" or "WE LOVE ASIANS."
I should know, I'm one of those asian kids.
Anyways, asian kids are thought to be extremely smart. Math especially. But often times, we're all just blonde asians.
Oh, and don't tell us to "open our eyes" or to "wake up." You blind fools, our eyes are open. Not all asians have "asian eyes." And even those who do, we CAN see out of them, dipsticks.
Asian kids are often loved simply because they're asian. And if they're not an "asian nerd" they're just flat out loved because of our asian nature to be kind, hospitable, considerate, polite, respectable, respecting, and intelligent. Something not most people have.
things often said to an asian kid;
scene kid: OMG ASIAN KID! i luhhh yewwww.
horndog: asians are sooo fine.
other asian kid: asian twin! word, we need to stick together.
ignorant person: what's wrong with your eyes? why can't you open them? can i touch your asian eyes!
teacher: *teachers like us in general*
white nerd: dang, asian kid, why are you so smart.
side note: I've given up on being called the name my parents gave me. I'm eternally known as asian.
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Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.
Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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