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Medical marijuana edible chocolate bar that comes in several flavors (milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, and some "crunch" varieties). Each bar has 6 segmented pieces and each piece is very...potent. Usually only takes about half a piece to get you quite "medicated". As of mid-2011, these bars can be found for about $10-$12.
Word of caution: edibles usually do not kick in for a little while (usually 30-45min), so it very easy to eat "too much".
Guy: Dude, that chocolate bar so tiny. I could kill that in a minute.
Friend: No man. It's a Hubby Bar. That shit will take its revenge and kill you in about 30 minutes.
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A shitty vape that looks like a juul for broke niggas. Doesn’t even have a pod inside just a tissue soaked in juice.
High schooler 1: Hey bro check out this puff bar I got with my fake ID!
High schooler 2: Shut up and just use menthol pods peasant.
High schooler 1: Nooooooo they taste bad!
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when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.
dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!
a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.
" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"
a woman who looks amazing to you after you've consumed heavy amounts of alcohol.
that woman he woke up with sure looked bar beautiful last night.
the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me