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Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.
That girl robin sure do know how to make my sodium boil ☔️
Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes
Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?
I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water
It's what The Rock truly is.
The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle