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Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.

"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."

by JSR1 September 3, 2014


Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed

guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!

by Ferrigno April 5, 2009


Bat Lairadox

Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.

"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.

by Cartmn0003 April 1, 2011


Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.

by Artofishl September 6, 2016


Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).

Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!

by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009


rip bats

To smoke marijuana

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!

by cibberustheprogamer April 20, 2016


eat the bat

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.

Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!

by psilofyr March 20, 2020