rip bats

To smoke marijuana

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.

"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."

bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.

1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.

Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.

hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.

Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."

Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."

Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."

Negan's Bat

Much in the same way Riker's Beard signified Star Trek: The Next Generation finding itself, and much in the same way Jump the Shark led to Happy Days' demise, Negan's Bat is a TV trope signifying an unprecedentedly awful cliffhanger, which makes no sense and leads to a butchering of iconic and beloved scenes.

Origins of this phrase come from Season Six of the Walking Dead, which ended on a cliffhanger showing a first person POV of Negan's Bat.

Also see: Getting Lucille'd

Bobby: Yo, did you see the Walking Dead this week?
Tommy: Nah, man. Not since they pulled a Negan's Bat like that. Such bullshit.

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