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A guy who thinks he dresses well and thinks he has great hair.
Tony: " man my hair looks so good tonight boys. Going pick up bulk bitches!"
"whatever tony you batty boy"
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Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.
What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...
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A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
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A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals
you are "wilf the batty"
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Look at that batty boi,
Yeah he's probably called Jacques
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means someones whos soul purpose in life is to be an arse
see bum job
have a day off from being a batty job
Craig why are you a batty job
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To wear one's trousers low, and expose one's boxer shorts
That boy is bustin low batty