scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.

Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.

Sharknado Shot

Inspired by the epic film Sharknado, this shot is made of Malibu, Blue Curacao, and Grenadine.

Before shooting, one must chant "shark shark shark sharknado!", the theme song during the closing credits.

- "Can I order 3 sharknado shots please"

Flour Shot

A fluidless male ejaculation which occurs after several previous, ball draining ejaculations.

For his 5th ejaculation in as many hours, John wanted to ranch on Mary's face; But alas, all he could muster was a weak ass Flour Shot.

shot away

if someone is shot away then they can be deemed as behaving in an insane manner

Carly - "where has mum put the car keys?"
Matthew - "god knows"
Carly - "here they are, in the fridge. God mums shot away isn't she!"

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Patel Shot

(n.) a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background. Overdone by Indians, and hence the name.

did u see her album on FB? All Patel Shots!

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Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.

I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.

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Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

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