Beat Crusaders

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

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beat the monkey

Jacking off; Male masturbation.

I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.

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Beat it and delete it

The act of downloading porn and then masturbating (beating it) and then deleting the porn after your done

"Yeah man i gotta go home, take a nap, then beat it and delete it"

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beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

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beat and delete

when you get to know a girl and have sex (Beat) with them, then after having sex you leave and stop talking to them (Delete) and act like you dont know them after.

-Aye what happened to you and that ting from lastweek
-Bruv she was a beat and delete.

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beat beatdown

The most beat moment in a Halo 3 multiplayer game where when attempting a beatdown both you and your target simultaneously beat each other down. This unwarranted death usually results in the end of a killing spree and a profanity ridden verbal crusade against the opposing team.

Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....

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Beat The Chief

In mock trial, or moot court, when one team scores more points during the other sides case in chief (meaning they score more points on the side of the ballot on which their team is not doing the case and chief).

Two mock trial people are discussing a trial:

One of them: "Yeah, we really crushed them."

The other: "We probably beat the chief"

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