Bent over a barrel

When a person is stripped naked and propped in the doggy-style position with their stomach resting on a barrel. This exposes their vagina or anus to allow for easy, unobstructed sexual penetration or rape. The victim often doesn't realize that they are in a compromised position until it is too late or they may have no other choice but to comply. Some may also enjoy the experience at first until they realize that there's no lube.

Chad: "How much are you paying for internet service?"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"

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Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick

The year 2015 (written or typed) as seen from above looks like bent sticks.

{As a daily check-in on a BBS about wheelchairs might look)}:

01-02-15 {or "2015 02 Jan.", or even "January 02, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but two bungholes...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding pair of updates for my website today"...the first concerns my having added a flight video of my Syma Armor F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter (with Li:Poly battery) to a web page made for just that purpose, and the second is...well, what else could it be? An adulterated bag of dry cat food? YAAAAYYY YOU GOT ONE CORRECT!!!

You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

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bent nose

a person with a slanted nose.

ha Bilal you got a bent nose hahahahaha

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bitch got me bent

A term to use if someone or something has you "messed up."And makes you dream about stabbing your friend.

Ethyn's ex? Bitch got me bent.

bent as a nine bob note

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

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bent plum out of shape

when someone is extremely mad

He got bent plum out of shape because he made a joke.