A disease that makes your lips not function correctly and become very ugly. If you get the disease you will talk ugly and get very famous. it also causes you to be an asshole to other people and very self centered
Im in the hospital because i got justin bieber
a sickness you get when your in a room or cabin filled with girls obsessed with Justin Bieber, much like Bieber fever, only worse because you cant excape it.
JB lover 1: ARE YOU READY FOR OUR CLASS TRIP TO SEQUOIA?
JB lover 2: YEAH IT'S GNA BE EPIC IM BRINGING MY BIEBER POSTERS AND MUSIC!
Sucker who got stuck with the Bieber freaks: oh god you guys dont give me Cabin Bieber.
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1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
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A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
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Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.
(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.
(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).
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Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
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The "in" thing as of 2011, and shoved down societies throat. He's a pop singer from Canada who's drooled over by 11 year old girls. Pretty much all guys hate him, unless they are homosexual. Stores are FULL of crap with his face plastered over it. From magazines, to large cardboard cutouts, and even pillows. You name the product, and it'll have this dorks face on it.
It's not bad enough that Justin Biebers in every magazine, but his ugly mug is on bed sheets, pillows, table cloths, towels, etc. I know, how about putting his face on some toilet roll, that way I could wipe my ass with that little pissant.
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