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A blowjob where the cocksucker hums.
Hummer Blowjobs:
H1 = A BIG hummer blowjob leading to cumswallowing orgasm.
H2 = A medium sized hummer blowjob that ALMOST ends in orgasm, but leads to a mind boggling fuck instead.
H3 = A little hummer blowjob that just gets you hard and then stops. You better start fucking ASAP!
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n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.
Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck
2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.
1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.
2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?
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When you dip your shaft in a bowl of maple syrup and then coat said shaft with a layer of high quality fish flakes. And then dip your penis into a fish tank and then let the fish suck on your pee pee until you squirt your juice into the fished habitat
Dude I’m totally going to aquaman blowjob your mom’s fish tank tonight!
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"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"
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She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
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It is when the woman jacks the man off until he cums. Upon which she takes the load all into her mouth. Making sure to suck off every last drop from the shaft and head. This is immediately followed up by a traditional blowjob while the head and shaft are still highly sensitive.
“So how you doing Chimo?” I ask during a lull in service.
“I’m great, dude,” my Mexican-American comrade replies. “I got a deluxe blowjob last night.”
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A game involving one guy and anywhere from two to six girls where one girl starts giving the guy a blowjob and switches off to the next girl and so on until the guy ejaculates into one of the girls mouth. The girl who gets the load loses.
We played Blowjob Roulette last night and Tina lost when Josh busted in her mouth!
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