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Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.
As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?
Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji
VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel
Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!
The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal
Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
What bonkulous weather we’re having today.
I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.
Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound
OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*