Hailey

Most likely the most stunning and outgoing person you will meet. She is really kind and has and overall amazing personality. She may be quiet at first, but once you open up she will as well. Although she is everything and more to most people, you should treat all women like they were her. Even though she is very nice, she still has an opinion, so don’t get on her nerves. If you ever meet a Hailey, take your chances because you may be the new member of the “people who are glad they have met Hailey club”. So guys, don’t mess it up

Guy1: you’re dating Hailey right, you’re so lucky to be with such an amazing and talented individual.

Guy2: yeah, she really deserves more than anybody can give, if we ever broke up i’d be heartbroken.

Girl1: omg! Hailey you’re sooo amazing
Girl2: of course!! Shes Hailey everyone loves her
Literally the whole school: did you know that Hailey won the state champs!!

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Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

hemmerson

Very sexy gal. Super cute, short amazing. Hemmerson will make you happy in life. Give you meaning. xx

Wow hemmerson james the 3rd jr just made me so happy she is so caring

Born In May

Fuck, your parents failed No-Nut November. But It’s okay. We have you in life now.

P1: “Hey! Are you born in may?”

P2: “Yes; why?”
P1: “you’re parents messed No-Nut November up dude.”

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Hemmy

Beautiful

“Wow Hemmy is beautiful”

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