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Receving head that does not result in busting a nut. Oral copulation only without orgasm.
May be a result of limp dick, bad oral skills of the giver, impotence, getting interrupted, etc.
Rachel sucked me last night but she’s so bad at it I only got broken jaw.
My mom walked in on Tina and I and let’s just say it ended with broken jaw.
I was so drunk and limp last night Carla could only give me broken jaw.
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A very sore ass from a long sex marathon after not seeing someone for a long period of time
It was hard to work on Monday with my broken ass after 24 hours of sex with someone I haven't seen in a bit.
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When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
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When you have no money or broke
John: Does Jerry have any money?
Kelvin: Nah he got broken pockets
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That feeling when someone you love and care about breaks up with you and breaks your heart. It's a stinging feeling inside and you might feel full of crap. It is the most hurtful thing to do to a girl because most girls are sensitive and don't like it when their heart is broken. I think when someone breaks your heart, it feels like your going to die and you have lost the man/girl for you. You will not want to date anyone else until you know it's the right time and when you have gotten over it. If a girl breaks up with a man, he is probably cool with it because they didn't really love you. If a guy breaks up with a girl they are not cool with it and want to get back together. I will never want my boyfriend to break my heart. I know he wont anyways because he cares about me and wont cheat on me like other boys would(PLAYERS). I know if he would break up with me I would be in crying flames. Because, I love him. His name is Mikey. And if you ever read this Mikey you probably know who I am and I wanna just let you know is that I love you. I love you like you love me Mikey. Don't ever break my heart. I love you.
MIKEY:Hey **(not saying my name)**, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry.
******: But why? Did I do anything?
MIKEY:It's because everyone is picking on me because I'm dating a smarter person than me
******: But, who cares what other people think?
MIKEY: I do. Sorry.
******: Well you should be sorry! YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART! **THINKS: I have a broken heart now....**
MIKEY: *SIGH*
**That was an example of what could happen with me and my boyfriend(Possibly yours)**
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when your heart is torn to shreds after a break up.
He broke up with me after seven months and then i found out i was pregnant. I was heart broken.
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Broken circles are how everyone and everything is connected in some way, and they are broken because everything that comes together, falls apart.
Broken circles fuck up your lives.
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