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Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.
That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.
A 3 or 4 part drink from the southside of chicago consisting of bacardi 151,malibu(any flavor)miller high life and jus a lil bit of four loko if available. a couple of cups should be good for a night.1/4 cup of bacardi 151,1/4 cup of malibu jus enough four loko that there is a color change and the rest miller highlife, very intoxicating
guy1:what you do yesterday
guy2:i was on that call of dewey so you already know lol
guy1:goddamn boy!! lol
A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.
Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.
Not calling someone and threatening them but the worry you feel over getting called in to work whenever the phones rings on your day off.
While this usually only applies to part time workers, it can also apply to full time workers when called in to work overtime.
Sometimes it gets so bad that:
* You're afraid to pick up the phone and/or will screen all calls (and will be very thankfull for caller ID)
* You'll be unable to sleep in at all because you cannot relax because they might call.
* You'll be afraid to make plans of any kind because you might get called in. (ie, it's your birthday or a relatives birthday and you have the day off and want to take them out for supper, but are afraid to plan beyond 'if I don't get called in maybe we could' because you cannot count on actually having the day off)
* You cannot relax even in hobbies that used to give you great joy because the worry you're going to get called in.
Depending on the nature of the hours you work, after a certain time durring the day you can probably relax as a call in is unlikley after that point. However, if they can also call in you in to work a night shift, it can continue all day :(.
Sorry man, I just can't relax because of the call in threat.
BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.
I'm calling bs on that fuckery.
A euphemism for female masturbation
I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.
The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.