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re-collect

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)

I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.

by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024


Rainbow Collection

a women who has sex w. many different races of baby daddys in order to produce a rainbow of children. or vice versa.

1/2 eskimo baby
1/2 indian baby
1/2 black baby
1/2 philipino baby, etc

they can also adopt ie: Angelina Jolie

"Did you see that latest pictures of Brangelina and their rainbow collection? Good thing they're rich to support all those kids!!"

by poetreeinmotion May 6, 2010


Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort

When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"

by Todgenmans August 21, 2024


fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 25, 2024


to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

by QuacksO December 21, 2018


Collective Manipulation

Collective Manipulation, not to be confused with Crowd Manipulation. Collective Manipulation is the intentional or unintentional usage of micro and macro aggression, manipulation techniques, such as laws, rules, expectations, love bombing, pressure, guilt, emersion, buzz words, suggestions, etc. mostly focused on one or several individuals by a much larger group in order to make them do something that is beneficial to the collective.

The international cult had millions of members and used collective Manipulation in order to recruit new members.

by on August 12, 2024


Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.

"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."

by FreddyThePickle August 17, 2018