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Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
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To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other
Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.
Masturbating. Also see jacking off.
Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
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A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.
Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.
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One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
The Ten Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G.
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A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.
“Hey do you ship DJ x Commander?”
“Hell yeah, Gay LEGO.”
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Phil would always hook a brother up with his work in Drafting and Design.
Command-K allows you to send files to other students on Apple computers.
Bitch Ass: Phil, you finish designing that gear yet?
Phil: Yea, don't you know who I am? I'm the CAD Machine, bitch!
Bitch Ass: Command-K that shit!
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