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A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.
Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
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Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.
also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.
Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.
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"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"
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A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.
Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
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When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.
Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.
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when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.
that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!
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Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.
I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills
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